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Earlier this year, 30-year-old suspect Junya Hida slipped by 20 guards in an Osaka-based police station and strolled out of the front door completely unnoticed. None of the officers on duty that evening had been paying attention to Hida after he had met with his lawyer— least of all the Sargent of the station, who was busy at the time looking at porn and baseball on his smartphone.

Not even Hida believes it.

Hida himself became something of a minor celebrity. Partly due to the odd circumstances of his escape, and partly because of the three-thousand police officers ordered to locate him. However, it was Hida’s brazen act of not giving a single shit during the whole manhunt that really brought him attention.

Hida hid in plain sight by dressing as a woman, ripping off konbinis and snatching purses. He also found the time in his busy schedule to visit the Hiroshima Peace Memorial and relax at an onsen in Ehime. The police know this because he posted it on Twitter with the caption “Here I am, on a bicycle tour across Japan!”

Don’t get the wrong idea about Hida and think that he is just a mischievous scamp like Lupin The III brought to life. A quick look at his rap sheet shows that he is quite the asshole. He was finally apprehended at Shunan City in Yamaguchi Prefecture after more than a month on the run.

What an asshole.

As for the police station that lost Hida in the first place, seven officers, including the porno Sergeant, were reprimanded and punished with reduced pay. The fact that the Sergeant was watching AV was not established until Nikkan Sports spoke to a source at the station earlier this month—

“The violation was bringing a smartphone into the detention cell,” the source said. “What was being watched doesn’t make [the situation] more serious.”

This couldn’t be further from the truth. Not only do I find that the Sergeant was watching AV a topic of serious discussion, but I also want to know what kind of AV that it was. He was switching between baseball clips, so I can only assume it’s a sports fetish. What was the title of the clip? Designated Hitter? Double Switch? No. Impossible. It was a Japanese clip. That means the title was long and oddly specific. We may never truly know.

 

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